Read "very carefully" - and then think about it !

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In Norwich market, amongst the purveyors of exotic provender, there is a stall advertising that the proprietor stocks cheese varieties from all over the world.

Today, I enquired whether he had any cheese emanating from the Holy Land.

With a catch in his voice, and a tear in his eye, he regretfully and sadly informed me that his stock was deficient in that respect.

Strange - at this time of year, I would have expected to be able to obtain cheeses of Nazareth.
 

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Read it carefully.

Thought about it diligently.







Wished I hadn't.
 

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Read it carefully.

Thought about it diligently.

Wished I hadn't.
".. cheeses from Nazareth" - just pronounce that word a little bit "differently" :-rofl2
 

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OK "you" didn't "get it" - so, for "cheeses" read "Jesus":rolleyes:
 

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Yes, I did get it. Almost immediately :p

Hence my remark that I wished I hadn't ......... :rolleyes:
 

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Yes, I did get it. Almost immediate

Hence my remark that I wished I hadn't ......... :rolleyes:
As @pontiend would (probably!) say "chacun a son gout" - FWIW, "humour" is "personal", and so I thought it was "seasonally relevant ":)
 

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I'll hand you your coat then:-doh
 

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If you find cheese emanating from the Holy Land, I'd give her a miss if I were you... :blink:
 

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Yes, I did get it. Almost immediately :p

Hence my remark that I wished I hadn't ......... :rolleyes:

Did you let out a little wine, or a curdling scream ?
 
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