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<blockquote data-quote="GUNERDOO" data-source="post: 513169" data-attributes="member: 284684"><p>I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN and proud of it - </p><p>I'm the life of the party...even when it lasts until 8 p.m. </p><p></p><p>I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going. </p><p></p><p>I'm good on a trip for at least an hour without my aspirin and antacid. </p><p></p><p>I'm the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go. </p><p></p><p>I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you're saying. </p><p></p><p>I'm so cared for: long term care, eye care, Medicare, dental care. </p><p></p><p>I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds or politicians. </p><p></p><p>I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place. </p><p></p><p>I'm having trouble remembering simple words like........ </p><p></p><p>I'm walking more (to the bathroom) and enjoying it less. </p><p></p><p>I'm a walking storeroom of facts.....I've just lost the Key to it. O-zzz</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="GUNERDOO, post: 513169, member: 284684"] I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN and proud of it - I'm the life of the party...even when it lasts until 8 p.m. I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going. I'm good on a trip for at least an hour without my aspirin and antacid. I'm the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go. I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you're saying. I'm so cared for: long term care, eye care, Medicare, dental care. I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds or politicians. I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place. I'm having trouble remembering simple words like........ I'm walking more (to the bathroom) and enjoying it less. I'm a walking storeroom of facts.....I've just lost the Key to it. O-zzz [/QUOTE]
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