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SHOULD GET A MEDAL FOR HEROISM
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<blockquote data-quote="gsteigwiler" data-source="post: 846486" data-attributes="member: 284698"><p><div></p><p><div><span style="color: rgb(68,68,68)">HELGA'S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP</span></p><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #800000">DEAR DIARY - DAY 1</span></p><p><span style="color: #800000">All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, and short sets.</span></p><p><span style="color: #800000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800000">Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers - decided on this "all-girls" trip. It will be my first one - and I can't wait!</span></p><p><span style="color: #800000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800000">----------------------------------------------------</span></p><p><span style="color: #800000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800000">DEAR DIARY - DAY 2</span></p><p><span style="color: #800000">Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins.</span></p><p><span style="color: #800000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800000">Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.</span></p><p><span style="color: #800000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800000">----------------------------------------------------</span></p><p><span style="color: #800000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800000">DEAR DIARY - DAY 3</span></p><p><span style="color: #800000">At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck</span><span style="color: rgb(31,73,125)">.</span></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></p><p><div></p><p><div><span style="color: #800000">Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.</span></p><p><span style="color: #800000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800000">---------------------------------------------------</span></p><p><span style="color: #800000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800000">DEAR DIARY - DAY 4</span></p><p><span style="color: #800000">Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne.</span></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></p><p><div></p><p><div><span style="color: #800000">He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.</span></p><p><span style="color: #800000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800000">----------------------------------------------------</span></p><p><span style="color: #800000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800000">DEAR DIARY - DAY 5</span></p><p><span style="color: #800000">Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks.</span></p><p><span style="color: #800000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800000">Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night.</span></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></p><p><div></p><p><div><span style="color: #800000">Again I declined.</span></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></p><p><div></p><p><div><span style="color: #800000">He told me that if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship... I was shocked.</span></p><p><span style="color: #800000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800000">----------------------------------------------------</span></p><p><span style="color: #800000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800000">DEAR DIARY - DAY 6</span></p><p><span style="color: #800000">Today I saved 2600 lives.</span></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></p><p><div></p><p><div> </p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></p><p><div></p><p><div><span style="color: #800000">Twice.</span></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></p><p><div></p><p><div> </p><p></div></p><p></div></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="gsteigwiler, post: 846486, member: 284698"] <div> <div>[COLOR=rgb(68,68,68)]HELGA'S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP[/COLOR] [COLOR=#800000]DEAR DIARY - DAY 1 All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, and short sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers - decided on this "all-girls" trip. It will be my first one - and I can't wait! ---------------------------------------------------- DEAR DIARY - DAY 2 Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man. ---------------------------------------------------- DEAR DIARY - DAY 3 At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck[/COLOR][COLOR=rgb(31,73,125)].[/COLOR] </div> </div> <div> <div>[COLOR=#800000]Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive. --------------------------------------------------- DEAR DIARY - DAY 4 Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne.[/COLOR] </div> </div> <div> <div>[COLOR=#800000]He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband. ---------------------------------------------------- DEAR DIARY - DAY 5 Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night.[/COLOR] </div> </div> <div> <div>[COLOR=#800000]Again I declined.[/COLOR] </div> </div> <div> <div>[COLOR=#800000]He told me that if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship... I was shocked. ---------------------------------------------------- DEAR DIARY - DAY 6 Today I saved 2600 lives.[/COLOR] </div> </div> <div> <div> </div> </div> <div> <div>[COLOR=#800000]Twice.[/COLOR] </div> </div> <div> <div> </div> </div> [/QUOTE]
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