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Singing Breasts !!!

Marts

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#1
"Breast enhancements need not only be about looks and s_x appeal. They could soon have a functional purpose too.

A company is currently developing a microchip that stores music files and can be built into a breast implant, the Sun reports.

BT Futurology apparently intend on developing a musical double act for the bosoms, which would see an MP3 player installed in one mammary, and music files in the other.

The whole ensemble could then be managed via Bluetooth wireless technology.

Company analyst Ian Pearson said: "It is now very hard for me to think of breast implants as just decorative.

"If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."

http://news.viewlondon.co.uk/Musical_breasts_15066781.html

Fully agree :-HoHo
 

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#2
What a waste, it should be a gigital receiver tune to a new channel. Then we could keep abreast of current events.:-snowman
 

Marts

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#3
La la la thanks for the mammory :-tree
 

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#4
Marts said:
La la la thanks for the mammory :-tree
Pull the udder:-tree
 

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#6
Soon there will be a sat receiver with twin tuner with an LNB fitted in her remodelled butt.
One thing that botheres me is how will the device be charged? Must have power supply?? Where will the socket be placed??? What happens if the thing stops working, does she go to the local electrics shop and tell the 16 year old spotty salesperson: Can you fix these for me love?
 

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#7
ROFLMAO! That the funniest thing I've ever heard!

MP3 Tits!!! :-rofl2:-funbounc:-funbounc:-lmao

Once the concept catches on, they'll be fitted with lift-up flaps to store your makeup in!!!

'Storage' is now an even more dangerous word to use in front of a woman!!!!

Only joking ladies ;)
 

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If electronic enhancments are possible i'll have my other half fitted with a GPS...Pay for itself in no time...

Last summer she went to pick her farther up from weston super mare. Straight down the M5 I said, you can't miss it. next thing I know shes on her second lap of the M25...
 

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#9
BGonaSTICK said:
'Storage' is now an even more dangerous word to use in front of a woman!!!!
Second that - my better half buys boxes to put the boxes in she bought to put stuff in the first place - if that makes sense?
 

Marts

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RTFM said:
If electronic enhancments are possible i'll have my other half fitted with a GPS...Pay for itself in no time...

Last summer she went to pick her farther up from weston super mare. Straight down the M5 I said, you can't miss it. next thing I know shes on her second lap of the M25...
LMAO :-sugar
 

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#11
gameboy said:
Second that - my better half buys boxes to put the boxes in she bought to put stuff in the first place - if that makes sense?
LOL, we had a shoe-cupboard built-in under the stairs last year....
so that she can leave all her shoes lined up outside it!

:-gnome
 

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#12
Man, the possibilities of customising are endless. How about some LED's that light up when you snap your fingers?
 

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#13
while on the subject of breasts, why do men have them? they are just in case, though they will never be used. Thats redundancy for you!
 

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#14
John T said:
while on the subject of breasts, why do men have them? they are just in case, though they will never be used.
You mean you you don't do anything with yours?
 

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PaulR said:
You mean you don't do anything with yours?
Crazy! I've just had mine fitted with a Cisco router and a web server!
 

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#17
Would be great for a lactating woman. Playing Ernie the milkman while feeding the baby.
 

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#18
It will also increase milk production, I remember quite clearly that the cows I used to milk had music on in their stables just for that reason!
That in turn will give us ever bigger and healthier babies and a few generations after the MP3 tits we will have super humans muhuhuhuahaharg
 

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#19
jimbo said:
Would be great for a lactating woman. Playing Ernie the milkman while feeding the baby.
Playing with Ernie is probably what got her into the lactating state...

:-Cbigsmil

Hey... another great idea... suspicious husbands could have their wives norks loaded with streaming WEBCAMS!!!
 

John T

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#20
I notice that no lady has deigned to answer, so maybe I should do so on their behalf. I think there is no need to spell out where the appliance should be attached in the case of a man. Perhaps as was said at the begining "BT Futurology apparently intend on developing a musical double act for the bosoms/testice, which would see an MP3 player installed in one mammary/testice, and music files in the other." I would suggest Jingle Ba-, whoops Jingle Bells would be appropriate.:-sugar