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Some one liners for you ( don't read if easily offended)
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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 804636" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p>When a man talks dirty to a woman its considered sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man its £2.50/min (charges may vary).</p><p></p><p>Got stopped in the street outside Boots today by a woman with a clipboard asking "What products do I use for grooming?" She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook".</p><p></p><p>Just booked a table for Valentine’s Day for me and the wife. Bound to end in tears though - she's crap at snooker.</p><p></p><p>Met a beautiful girl down at the park today. Sparks flew, she fell at my feet and we ended up having s_x there and then. God, I love my new Taser!</p><p></p><p>Got a new Jack Russell pup today, he's mainly black and brown with just a small white area so I've called him Bradford.</p><p></p><p>If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tins of ham then delete it. It’s Spam.</p><p></p><p>They say that s_x is the best form of exercise. Now correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 3 months is going to shift this beer belly.</p><p></p><p>I’ve just watched a documentary about children being beaten and abused in Indian sweatshops. Looking at the quality of stitching on my new trainers the little b******s deserved it!</p><p></p><p>When I was a kid people used to cover me in chocolate and cream and put a cherry on my head. Yeah, life was tough in the gateau.</p><p></p><p>The local deli ran out of milk again due to the freezing weather, fortunately, my elderly neighbour Ethel has plenty stacked up on her doorstep.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 804636, member: 186250"] When a man talks dirty to a woman its considered sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man its £2.50/min (charges may vary). Got stopped in the street outside Boots today by a woman with a clipboard asking "What products do I use for grooming?" She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook". Just booked a table for Valentine’s Day for me and the wife. Bound to end in tears though - she's crap at snooker. Met a beautiful girl down at the park today. Sparks flew, she fell at my feet and we ended up having s_x there and then. God, I love my new Taser! Got a new Jack Russell pup today, he's mainly black and brown with just a small white area so I've called him Bradford. If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tins of ham then delete it. It’s Spam. They say that s_x is the best form of exercise. Now correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 3 months is going to shift this beer belly. I’ve just watched a documentary about children being beaten and abused in Indian sweatshops. Looking at the quality of stitching on my new trainers the little b******s deserved it! When I was a kid people used to cover me in chocolate and cream and put a cherry on my head. Yeah, life was tough in the gateau. The local deli ran out of milk again due to the freezing weather, fortunately, my elderly neighbour Ethel has plenty stacked up on her doorstep. [/QUOTE]
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