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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 837004" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">And the Oscar goes to ......(drumroll)...... JAIL</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her ... it was the silence of the limbs.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson?</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Absolutely shocking news from South Africa ... White man arrested for murder.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">According to Oscar Pistorius's legal defense- he hasn't got a leg to stand on.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">New evidence has been found outside the Pistorious home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend's murder.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Footprints.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Roses are red,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Violets are glorious,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Don't try to surprise</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Oscar Pistorius.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">What did Oscar Pistorius get for Valentine's day?... 20 years.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Breaking news: Oscar Pistorius named in South African shooting team for 2016 Olympics.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">It must have been dark when Oscar Pitorius shot his girlfriend ... He said he couldn't see two feet in front of him.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Shame about Oscar Pistorius ... the man had the world at his knees.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Trying to surprise your partner on Valentines day ... Worth a shot.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">I take it Oscar Pistorius' girlfriend bought him shoes for Valentines.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Oscar Pistorius, bringing a whole new meaning to 'taking your girlfriend out on Valentines day'.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Newspaper headline: Unarmed girlfriend shot dead by unlegged boyfriend</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Word of the day: 'pistorious' meaning 'handy with a pistol'</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">First Tiger Woods, then Lance Armstrong, and now Oscar Pistorius. I think Nike should start telling their athletes "Don't Do It"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">New revelations in the Oscar Pistorius case. Police found a cricket bat covered in blood on the scene!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">And a pair of stumps...</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 837004, member: 186250"] [SIZE=18px]Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm![/SIZE] [SIZE=18px]And the Oscar goes to ......(drumroll)...... JAIL[/SIZE] [SIZE=18px]She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her ... it was the silence of the limbs.[/SIZE] [SIZE=18px]When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson?[/SIZE] [SIZE=18px]Absolutely shocking news from South Africa ... White man arrested for murder.[/SIZE] [SIZE=18px]According to Oscar Pistorius's legal defense- he hasn't got a leg to stand on.[/SIZE] [SIZE=18px]New evidence has been found outside the Pistorious home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend's murder.[/SIZE] [SIZE=18px]Footprints.[/SIZE] [SIZE=18px]Roses are red,[/SIZE] [SIZE=18px]Violets are glorious,[/SIZE] [SIZE=18px]Don't try to surprise[/SIZE] [SIZE=18px]Oscar Pistorius.[/SIZE] [SIZE=18px]What did Oscar Pistorius get for Valentine's day?... 20 years.[/SIZE] [SIZE=18px]Breaking news: Oscar Pistorius named in South African shooting team for 2016 Olympics.[/SIZE] [SIZE=18px]It must have been dark when Oscar Pitorius shot his girlfriend ... He said he couldn't see two feet in front of him.[/SIZE] [SIZE=18px]Shame about Oscar Pistorius ... the man had the world at his knees.[/SIZE] [SIZE=18px]Trying to surprise your partner on Valentines day ... Worth a shot.[/SIZE] [SIZE=18px]I take it Oscar Pistorius' girlfriend bought him shoes for Valentines.[/SIZE] [SIZE=18px]Oscar Pistorius, bringing a whole new meaning to 'taking your girlfriend out on Valentines day'.[/SIZE] [SIZE=18px]Newspaper headline: Unarmed girlfriend shot dead by unlegged boyfriend[/SIZE] [SIZE=18px]Word of the day: 'pistorious' meaning 'handy with a pistol'[/SIZE] [SIZE=18px]First Tiger Woods, then Lance Armstrong, and now Oscar Pistorius. I think Nike should start telling their athletes "Don't Do It"[/SIZE] [SIZE=18px]New revelations in the Oscar Pistorius case. Police found a cricket bat covered in blood on the scene![/SIZE] [SIZE=18px]And a pair of stumps...[/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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