The caring society?

[PaulR]

I'm really lost for words about this.

Paramedics told 'don't block my drive'

 

[Llew]

If that idiot needs the services of paramedics, I hope they park in the next street.

 

[Lazarus]

My wife suffered a head injury after falling of a ladder a few years ago. The Air Ambulance landed in my neighbours garden ...... we remain eternally grateful they didn't object!

 

[Channel Hopper]

My wife suffered a head injury after falling of a ladder a few years ago. The Air Ambulance landed in my neighbours garden ...... we remain eternally grateful they didn't object!

Had she finished improving the reception though ?

 

[Lazarus]

Good one!

Sadly, we are an Emu free zone.

 

[PaulR]

Sadly?

 

[Lazarus]

Yes. They are very good at footing ladders, especially in Hull.

 

[Topper]

Yes. They are very good at footing ladders, especially in Hull.

Not heard from him for ages

 

[PaulR]

Last seen almost exactly six years ago.

 

[Llew]

Sadly the bird went south too then forgot it couldn't wing it

 

[Archive7]

I can't determine from the note's handwriting, the gender of the person who wrote it.
Anyone care to guess?

 

[Channel Hopper]

From the grammar, I believe they are requesting that their drive gets obstructed at every opportunity from now on.

It will no doubt happen once the note goes viral.

 

[Lazarus]

Bollards.

 

[2cvbloke]

I'm sure Karma will catch up with them eventually, it always does...

 

[Channel Hopper]

I'm sure Karma will catch up with them eventually, it always does...

 

[Analoguesat]

..... we remain eternally grateful they didn't object!

Probably a bit late after 10 tons of whirlybird has landed on your prize begonias.....

 

[Topper]

I can't determine from the note's handwriting, the gender of the person who wrote it.
Anyone care to guess?

Block capital letters are generally from my experience a trait of the male fraternity, we are not known for our neat handwriting hence the block capitals, but I am no expert

 

[Channel Hopper]

Pitchforks on standby

Ignorant neighbour who left note on ambulance moaning it 'blocked his drive' is 'disgusted with himself' - but claims 'I'm no monster'

 

[Archive7]

Block capital letters are generally from my experience a trait of the male fraternity, we are not known for our neat handwriting hence the block capitals, but I am no expert

You guessed correctly.
Block capital letters is also typically used by people whose mother tongue is not English or European for example Hebrew and Arabic.
The Hebrew/English keyboard for PC uses only small letters to type in Hebrew and in order to type in English, lazy people just switch on to CAPS as it is easier for them.

 

[Topper]

You guessed correctly.
Block capital letters is also typically used by people whose mother tongue is not English or European for example Hebrew and Arabic.
The Hebrew/English keyboard for PC uses only small letters to type in Hebrew and in order to type in English, lazy people just switch on to CAPS as it is easier for them.

Not so much of a guess as my father-in-law was from Alexandria in Egypt and he was a confident speaker and writer in Hebrew, English, Arabic and French owing to his employment at the time as a pharmacists assistant, until he was forced out of Egypt in 47. Whenever he wrote English he always wrote in capital letters but the neatness was exemplary, each letter was an art form in its own right.