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The hairdryer dilemma
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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 842317" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000">In parochial school, students are taught that lying is a sin. However, instructors also advised that using a bit of imagination was OK to express the truth differently without lying. Below is a perfect example of those teachings:</span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Getting a hairdryer through customs.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favour?'</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">'Of course child. What may I do for you?'</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">'Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">It is unopened but well over the customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Hide it under your robes perhaps?'</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie.'</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">When they got to customs, she let the priest go first. The official asked, Father, do you have anything to declare?'</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">'From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing to declare.'</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?'</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.'</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next please!'</span></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 842317, member: 186250"] [SIZE=18px][COLOR=#000000]In parochial school, students are taught that lying is a sin. However, instructors also advised that using a bit of imagination was OK to express the truth differently without lying. Below is a perfect example of those teachings:[/COLOR][/SIZE] <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> [SIZE=18px]Getting a hairdryer through customs. An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favour?' 'Of course child. What may I do for you?' 'Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Hide it under your robes perhaps?' 'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie.' 'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.' When they got to customs, she let the priest go first. The official asked, Father, do you have anything to declare?' 'From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing to declare.' The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?' 'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.' Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next please!'[/SIZE] </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> [/QUOTE]
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