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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 840460" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"> A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"> who is coming to visit with his wife.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"> "You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 301 .</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"> There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow , push button</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"> 301. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"> In, and with your elbow , push 3. When you get out, I'm on the left.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"> With your elbow , hit my doorbell."</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"> "Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"> with my elbow?</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">[spoiler][/spoiler]</span>[spoiler]<span style="font-size: 18px"> What... you coming to visit empty handed?</span>[/spoiler]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 840460, member: 186250"] [SIZE=18px] A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson[/SIZE] [SIZE=18px] who is coming to visit with his wife.[/SIZE] [SIZE=18px] "You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 301 .[/SIZE] [SIZE=18px] There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow , push button[/SIZE] [SIZE=18px] 301. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get[/SIZE] [SIZE=18px] In, and with your elbow , push 3. When you get out, I'm on the left.[/SIZE] [SIZE=18px] With your elbow , hit my doorbell."[/SIZE] [SIZE=18px] "Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons[/SIZE] [SIZE=18px] with my elbow?[/SIZE] [SIZE=18px][spoiler][/spoiler][/SIZE][spoiler][SIZE=18px] What... you coming to visit empty handed?[/SIZE][SIZE=18px][/SIZE][/spoiler][SIZE=18px][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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