The mature content flight attendant

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On a recent flight I took we were being served by an obviously mature content flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.'

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic-looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines, but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'


She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess, and I take orders from no one.'


To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch!'
 

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Reminds me of our terrible Eurovision 2007 entry!



However Air Scooch had a crash landing - 22nd with just 19 points (12 of which came from Malta!)
 
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