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<blockquote data-quote="Zorba" data-source="post: 361376" data-attributes="member: 176203"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in their hometown of Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquillity had a peaceful & loving couple".</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">The Husband replied, "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America. We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona, and took a trip, down to the bottom of the</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">canyon, by horse. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, 'That's once.' </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">We proceeded a little further and horse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.' </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">I SHOUTED at her, "What's wrong with you, woman!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Why did you shoot the poor animal like that? Are you crazy?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">She looked at ME, and quietly said, "That's once."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">"And from that moment.....we have lived happily</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">ever after."</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Zorba, post: 361376, member: 176203"] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in their hometown of Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquillity had a peaceful & loving couple". The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. The Husband replied, "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America. We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona, and took a trip, down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, 'That's once.' [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]We proceeded a little further and horse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.' [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead. I SHOUTED at her, "What's wrong with you, woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that? Are you crazy?" She looked at ME, and quietly said, "That's once." "And from that moment.....we have lived happily ever after."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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