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[SIZE=14pt]An old gentleman lived alone in New Jersey .[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14pt]He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14pt]but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14pt]His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14pt]The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=14pt]Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like[/SIZE]
I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14pt]I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14pt]I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14pt]I know if you were here my troubles would be over.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14pt]I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14pt]the old days.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14pt]Love, Papa[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14pt] [/SIZE]
[SIZE=14pt]A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Papa,
Don't dig up that garden.
That's where the bodies are buried.
Love, Vinnie[/SIZE]
Dear Papa,
Don't dig up that garden.
That's where the bodies are buried.
Love, Vinnie[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14pt] [/SIZE]
[SIZE=14pt]At 4 a.m. the next morning,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14pt]FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14pt]the entire area without finding any bodies.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14pt]They apologized to the old man and left.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14pt]That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Papa,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.[/SIZE]
Dear Papa,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14pt]That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,[/SIZE]
Love you,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14pt]Vinnie[/SIZE]
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