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The TOMATO GARDEN - A Gardening Story
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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 844667" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p><blockquote></p><p></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><blockquote></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p style="text-align: center">[SIZE=14pt]An old gentleman lived alone in New Jersey .[/SIZE]</p> <p style="text-align: center">[SIZE=14pt]He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden,[/SIZE]</p> <p style="text-align: center">[SIZE=14pt]but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.[/SIZE]</p> <p style="text-align: center">[SIZE=14pt]His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.[/SIZE]</p> <p style="text-align: center">[SIZE=14pt]The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:[/SIZE]</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></blockquote></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></blockquote></p><p>[ATTACH]54980[/ATTACH]</p><p><blockquote></p><p></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><blockquote></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p><div></p><p style="text-align: center">[SIZE=14pt]<strong>Dear Vincent,</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center">I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like[/SIZE]</p> <p style="text-align: center">[SIZE=14pt]I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year.[/SIZE]</p> <p style="text-align: center">[SIZE=14pt]I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.[/SIZE]</p> <p style="text-align: center">[SIZE=14pt]I know if you were here my troubles would be over.[/SIZE]</p> <p style="text-align: center">[SIZE=14pt]I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like[/SIZE]</p> <p style="text-align: center">[SIZE=14pt]the old days.[/SIZE]</p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>[SIZE=14pt]Love, Papa[/SIZE]</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center">[SIZE=14pt] [/SIZE]</p> <p style="text-align: center">[SIZE=14pt]A few days later he received a letter from his son.</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>Dear Papa, </strong></p> <p style="text-align: center">Don't dig up that garden.</p> <p style="text-align: center">That's where the bodies are buried. </p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>Love, Vinnie</strong>[/SIZE]</p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>[SIZE=14pt] [/SIZE]</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center">[SIZE=14pt]At 4 a.m. the next morning,[/SIZE]</p> <p style="text-align: center">[SIZE=14pt]FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up[/SIZE]</p> <p style="text-align: center">[SIZE=14pt]the entire area without finding any bodies.[/SIZE]</p> <p style="text-align: center">[SIZE=14pt]They apologized to the old man and left.[/SIZE]</p> <p style="text-align: center">[SIZE=14pt]That same day the old man received another letter from his son.</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>Dear Papa, </strong></p> <p style="text-align: center">Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.[/SIZE]</p> <p style="text-align: center">[SIZE=14pt]That's the best I could do under the circumstances. </p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>Love you,</strong>[/SIZE]</p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>[SIZE=14pt]Vinnie[/SIZE]</strong></p><p></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></blockquote></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></div></p><p></blockquote></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 844667, member: 186250"] <blockquote> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <blockquote> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> [CENTER][SIZE=14pt]An old gentleman lived alone in New Jersey .[/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=14pt]He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden,[/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=14pt]but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.[/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=14pt]His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.[/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=14pt]The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:[/SIZE] [/CENTER] </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </blockquote> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </blockquote> [ATTACH]54980.IPB[/ATTACH] <blockquote> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <blockquote> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> [CENTER][SIZE=14pt][B]Dear Vincent,[/B] I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like[/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=14pt]I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year.[/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=14pt]I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.[/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=14pt]I know if you were here my troubles would be over.[/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=14pt]I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like[/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=14pt]the old days.[/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][SIZE=14pt]Love, Papa[/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=14pt] [/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=14pt]A few days later he received a letter from his son. [B]Dear Papa, [/B] Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried. [B]Love, Vinnie[/B][/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][SIZE=14pt] [/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=14pt]At 4 a.m. the next morning,[/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=14pt]FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up[/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=14pt]the entire area without finding any bodies.[/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=14pt]They apologized to the old man and left.[/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=14pt]That same day the old man received another letter from his son. [B]Dear Papa, [/B] Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.[/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=14pt]That's the best I could do under the circumstances. [B]Love you,[/B][/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][SIZE=14pt]Vinnie[/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </blockquote> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </blockquote> [/QUOTE]
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