- Joined
- Jan 1, 2000
- Messages
- 6,693
- Reaction score
- 241
- Points
- 63
- Age
- 58
- My Satellite Setup
- 1 GigaBlue Quad plus, 1 Dreambox 5620, MOTECK SG2100A DISEqC Motor, 120 cm noname offset dish, Humax 95 cm offset dish and a few UK digiboxes.
- My Location
- Somewhere where the Sauer is Kraut and the Wurst is Brat
Now it's beyond doubt, this IS the ultimate Idiot Guide!
more than 300,000 active Idiots can't be wrong!
although about 5000 views are me trying to correct my own spelling misstakes
However, if you are reading this then you need help and you've come to the right place. Please be aware that some of the posts here are quite old, and it could be that they are not 100% relevant, especially those relating to cams and EMUS, these change all the time. But the basics still remain - after you've read the posts here, and maybe used the search button and still not sure what to do, post a question in the appropriate section and we will try to help. Just remember: This is a self-help forum, and without reading and searching for yourself you won't enjoy your Dreambox
Important: Please do not post questions or remarks in this thread, it is for information only. Questions and remarks, suggestions and mistake corrections etc are warmly welcomed, but please start them in new threads.
If anyone has information that he thinks needs to be added to the guide - no problem, we are always happy for new contributers. Any useful addition will warrant a shiny new badge for the (un)lucky person
Safety Notes and useless statistics:
1) A few users who have contributed to the guide have ended up being mods.
2) Some contributers have become members of the "Order" - marked by special badges.
3) Many sorry most are still idiots.
5) A few still watch TV.
6) One is a mamster.
7) Apparently some have suffered horrendous right arm disfigurement due to obsessive Bit of blue viewing
Disclaimer Note: All the advice here is from our own personal experience with Dreamboxes. Use this advice at your own risk. No animals were harmed, but 5 mamsters died recently when their wheel got stuck.
Click here for Index
Also, IF reading the idiot guide did one or all of the following:
1) Saved your Saturday because you managed to watch your football team
2) Made you etriple crosstremely "happy" after watching those special channels
3) Managed to keep you from smashing the f***g box because you thought it is dead - which it wasn't...
4) Made you feel like a Hackerdude because you managed to install a cam
5) Made you a couch potato because now you have 5000 channels on 15 satellites
then why don't you go and buy yourself a nice satellites.co.uk shirt or hat and help support this forum that gave you all this orgasmatic pleasure, eh?
Click here for the satellites.co.uk forum shop
Here they are, our dedicated team of experts, our courageous Knights of the Idiot Order, who put the dream into the box:
Gameboy, Rolf, BGonastick, Chuckles, Costas, Red Devil, PCD, DCG, MHKU, HB13Dish and Lovelyperson.
more than 300,000 active Idiots can't be wrong!
although about 5000 views are me trying to correct my own spelling misstakes
However, if you are reading this then you need help and you've come to the right place. Please be aware that some of the posts here are quite old, and it could be that they are not 100% relevant, especially those relating to cams and EMUS, these change all the time. But the basics still remain - after you've read the posts here, and maybe used the search button and still not sure what to do, post a question in the appropriate section and we will try to help. Just remember: This is a self-help forum, and without reading and searching for yourself you won't enjoy your Dreambox
Important: Please do not post questions or remarks in this thread, it is for information only. Questions and remarks, suggestions and mistake corrections etc are warmly welcomed, but please start them in new threads.
If anyone has information that he thinks needs to be added to the guide - no problem, we are always happy for new contributers. Any useful addition will warrant a shiny new badge for the (un)lucky person
Safety Notes and useless statistics:
1) A few users who have contributed to the guide have ended up being mods.
2) Some contributers have become members of the "Order" - marked by special badges.
3) Many sorry most are still idiots.
5) A few still watch TV.
6) One is a mamster.
7) Apparently some have suffered horrendous right arm disfigurement due to obsessive Bit of blue viewing
Disclaimer Note: All the advice here is from our own personal experience with Dreamboxes. Use this advice at your own risk. No animals were harmed, but 5 mamsters died recently when their wheel got stuck.
Click here for Index
Also, IF reading the idiot guide did one or all of the following:
1) Saved your Saturday because you managed to watch your football team
2) Made you etriple crosstremely "happy" after watching those special channels
3) Managed to keep you from smashing the f***g box because you thought it is dead - which it wasn't...
4) Made you feel like a Hackerdude because you managed to install a cam
5) Made you a couch potato because now you have 5000 channels on 15 satellites
then why don't you go and buy yourself a nice satellites.co.uk shirt or hat and help support this forum that gave you all this orgasmatic pleasure, eh?
Click here for the satellites.co.uk forum shop
Here they are, our dedicated team of experts, our courageous Knights of the Idiot Order, who put the dream into the box:
Gameboy, Rolf, BGonastick, Chuckles, Costas, Red Devil, PCD, DCG, MHKU, HB13Dish and Lovelyperson.
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