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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 378175" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p>The Australian Poetry Competition had come down to</p><p>two finalists; a university graduate and an old jackaroo. They were</p><p>given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up</p><p>with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was 'TIMBUKTU'</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>First to recite his poem was the university graduate.</p><p></p><p>He stepped to the microphone and said:</p><p></p><p>Slowly across the desert sand,</p><p></p><p>Trekked a lonely caravan</p><p></p><p>Men on camels two by two</p><p></p><p>Destination - Timbuktu.</p><p></p><p>The crowd went crazy! No way could the old jackaroo</p><p>top that, they thought.</p><p>The old jackaroo calmly made his way to the</p><p>microphone and recited;</p><p></p><p>Me and Tim a huntin' went</p><p></p><p>Met three whores in a pop up tent</p><p></p><p>They were three, and we was two</p><p></p><p>So I bucked one, and timbuktu.</p><p></p><p>The jackaroo won.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 378175, member: 186250"] The Australian Poetry Competition had come down to two finalists; a university graduate and an old jackaroo. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was 'TIMBUKTU' First to recite his poem was the university graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said: Slowly across the desert sand, Trekked a lonely caravan Men on camels two by two Destination - Timbuktu. The crowd went crazy! No way could the old jackaroo top that, they thought. The old jackaroo calmly made his way to the microphone and recited; Me and Tim a huntin' went Met three whores in a pop up tent They were three, and we was two So I bucked one, and timbuktu. The jackaroo won. [/QUOTE]
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