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MARIJUANA AND MARRIAGE

Smile for the day!
For those who haven't heard, Washington State recently passed two laws:
They legalized same s e x marriage and legalized marijuana.

The fact that same s e x marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same day makes perfect Biblical sense.
Leviticus 20:13 says: "If a man lies with another man they should be stoned".

Apparently we just hadn't interpreted it correctly before!
 
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iv not long come back from San Diego, you can buy weed in a store over there. abit surreal lol
 

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Shame the auto correct profanity filter rather ruined the joke :D
 

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and what is mature content marriage ? a smokey naked wedding ceremony with over 65's?
 

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Took me quite a while to work out what the joke was supposed to be about. The filter certainly ruined it.
 

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Well it is not rocket science to fool the filter
 

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and what is mature content marriage ? a smokey naked wedding ceremony with over 65's?
Well, the "original" text said "the short form" of "g----a----y marriage" but that was changed by the filter to "same s e x marriage" - and so it seems to think that the "short form" of "g----a-----y" is "verboten". Thus, weirdly, a word that was perfectly acceptable decades ago for refering to an affluent and joyful way of life seems, now to have been consigned to the "naughty bin" - and that in the current society where it is considered perfectly, and legally (!), normal to use it in day-to-day conversation.:rolleyes:

That "filter" needs a brain transplant!
 
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gaygaygay

Testing (not literally of course)
 

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Strange that if I slip the word into text in the singular, it converts to 'mature content' :confused
 

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Well gaygaygay it views as non offensive the same as s e x is not offensive to the filter as it looks at the words as a whole. leaving spaces in between makes it think three words one letter each but our human brain joins them back together
 

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I love today's level of censorship, not because of protecting the "innocent", but because it's getting so ridiculous, with words, sentences, names and even christmas songs being censored and banned, it's just pathetic... :-doh
 

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I belong to an F1 Forum that's automatically Moderated ...... It doesn't even like wholly relevant words like "cockpit".
 

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I hesitate to explain the joke, after the "cheeses" debacle, BUT:

Bot = Botty = Bottom = A**e = Aris = Bahookie ......


HTH.
 
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