wurzel
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Hi M8s,
Heres a few honest answers for you,
> > This is what we have been waiting for...the true answers to...5
> really Important Questions:
> >
> > Q1: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
>
> > A: It's Braille for "suck here".
> >
> > Q2. WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
>
> > A: It's the same as a French kiss, only "down under."
> >
> >
> > Q3. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
> >
> > A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
> >
> > Q4. WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
>
> > A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go,
>
> > they take your house and car with them.
> >
> > Q5. WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
> >
> > A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.
wurzel.
Heres a few honest answers for you,
> > This is what we have been waiting for...the true answers to...5
> really Important Questions:
> >
> > Q1: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
>
> > A: It's Braille for "suck here".
> >
> > Q2. WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
>
> > A: It's the same as a French kiss, only "down under."
> >
> >
> > Q3. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
> >
> > A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
> >
> > Q4. WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
>
> > A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go,
>
> > they take your house and car with them.
> >
> > Q5. WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
> >
> > A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.
wurzel.