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Got this emailed to me today: 
True" Friendship
>>None of that Sissy Crap
>>Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, >>but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card - just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
>>
>>1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the bastard who made you sad.
>>
>>2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
>>
>>3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
>>
>>4. When you are scared - I will rip the piss about it every chance I get.
>>
>>5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much
>>worse it could be until you shut the f*ck up .
>>
>>6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
>>
>>7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well
>>again. I don't want whatever you have.
>>
>>8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at you - dumb sh*t .
>>
>>9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;
>>"because you are my friend".
>>Friendship is like peeing your pants,
>>everyone can see it,
>>But only you can feel the true warmth.
>>Send this to ten of your closest friends,
>>then get depressed because you can only think of four
True" Friendship
>>None of that Sissy Crap
>>Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, >>but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card - just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
>>
>>1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the bastard who made you sad.
>>
>>2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
>>
>>3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
>>
>>4. When you are scared - I will rip the piss about it every chance I get.
>>
>>5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much
>>worse it could be until you shut the f*ck up .
>>
>>6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
>>
>>7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well
>>again. I don't want whatever you have.
>>
>>8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at you - dumb sh*t .
>>
>>9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;
>>"because you are my friend".
>>Friendship is like peeing your pants,
>>everyone can see it,
>>But only you can feel the true warmth.
>>Send this to ten of your closest friends,
>>then get depressed because you can only think of four