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PaulR said:
WHEN? Which episode was that?

I watched all the series and never saw that one. :D

One of them Paul. :D I am certain it was the last ever in the series. I know the girl who starred as Buffy did several mature content scenes, or girl/girl snogging scenes in at least three films... :D

Go here and find out:

www.imdb.com

:D
 

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RICHARD & JUDY - A middle-aged couple talk about themselves and other self-obsessed celebrities, with other self-obsessed celebrities, on sofas.

CELEBRITY LOVE ISLAND - talentless and shameless celebrities pretend to have relationships with other, whilst mostly arguing, in pursuit of a cash prize and, more importantly, a rise in expose in the public domain.
 

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Analoguesat said:
Lifeforce - A space shuttle mission to explore halleys Comet discovers a race of intergalactic vampires that menace the human race.



Two things stand out in that film, missed it on my list of favourites:D
 

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THE OUTER LIMITS: Successful sci-fi show in which the limits are a bit outer order, like a pay-to-pee public loo that won't take yer money, so yer wet yourself.

TAKE THE HIGH ROAD: Scottish soap opera in which car users from Scotland use a high road more often than a low road.

THE FLY: Scientist gets trapped in a time bubble warp thing that turns him half-fly.

THE FLY II: A second scientist gets trapped in a time bubble warp thing that turns him half-fly.


FLY III...NOWHERE TO GO: A third scientist - who has not heard of scientists #1 or #2 - gets trapped in a time bubble warp thing that turns him half-fly. But this time, he finds the antidote.

FLY IV...THE DEATH OF TIME: The great-grandson of the first scientist from the first movie, does some research into why the time bubble warp thing went wrong. He doesn't turn into a fly, has s_x with his gorgeous assistant, then...god this is boring now! :D

FRANKENSTIEN MEETS THE WOLF MAN: The monster created by Doctor Frankenstein is resurrected from ice, then the wolf man turns, starts some trouble, then a big castle blows up.

:D :D :D
 

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Channel Hopper said:
Two things stand out in that film, missed it on my list of favourites:D

I gotta see it. :D
 

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i have to disagree..
 

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ABOUT BLANK: Very, very, very annoying hijacking virus that takes control of your web browser, and basically plucks up everything on your pc. And it's blinkin' a killer to get rid of!
 

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THE FLY.

swots that?

THE FLY 2.

swots that again?

RETURN OF THE FLY.

swots in the paper today?

SON OF FLY.

Buzz off.

REVENGE OF THE FLY.

Hey, that's not a crouton ....
 

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spiney said:
SON OF FLY.

Buzz off.

REVENGE OF THE FLY.

Hey, that's not a crouton ....

PIE OF FLY

Eccles cake anyone?
 

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THE WEREWOLF: A man is bitten by a werewolf, then becomes one himself, then dies at the end with a silver bullet.

SON OF THE WEREWOLF: A werewolf finds out that his father was the man who bit the bloke in the first werewolf film. The son becomes a werewolf and dies at the end with a silver bullet.

DEATH OF THE WEREWOLF: Just another movie, absolutely nothing to do with either film A or B.

VENGENCE OF THE WEREWOLF: The half-brother of the man who found out his father was a werewolf cannot become a werewolf because he had a different father. So he tries to kill the family curse, but is hunted down by a werewolf from another family, and he is murdered.

THE WEREWOLF MUST DIE: A crazy scientist who believed all these films were true tries for 70 years to find an antidote to the werewolf curse, but he dies, not finding it, at the ripe old age of 94.

FRANKENSTEIN MEETS THE WEREWOLF IN THE HOUSE OF DEATH: Low budget epic made on someone's betamax video recorder in 1978, and distributed by the same company who made I Spit On Your Grave.

W'ERE'S THE WOLF?: Comedy in which all the werewolf rumours, legends, and films, are mocked, but with few laughs.

IF YOU WERE A WOLF? Danish children's short documentary about a day in the life of a wolf in Alaska; it isn't scary at all, and the wolf is a puppet.

WOLFING IT DOWN: A one hour documentary about a 40 stone bloke who eats and drinks 60,000 calories a day.
 

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Teen horror movies...

RUBIC'S CUBE: Danny Thomson, a crazed teenager, who was the first person to do the Rubic Cube, goes nuts even more when he finds out his family name was once Rubic, and that in 1953, one family member, Von Frank Rubic, was a mad axe killer. Danny then takes on the soul of Von Frank and kills a load of "kids" at his college.

BRENDA, MARRY ME: a fixated nerdy 17-year-old "teen" (really played by a 28 year old man, with sideburns and a permanent 5 o'clock shadow) wants to marry prom girl Brenda, but she finds him ugly. So Peter kills all the men Brenda's dated, then kidnaps her and shoves her in a church, where Peter forces a vicar to say the marriage vows at gunpoint. By a strike of luck, a violent storm erupts, a bolt of lightning flases and hits the church steeple, which crashes through the ceiling and onto Peter, a spear through the heart.

# MORE POSSIBLE TEEN MOVIES PLEASE... :D
 

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Also, I SPIT ON YOUR GARIBALDI BISCUIT (that being a "flies' graveyard", like the Eccles cake) ......

How silly can we get, before Rolf cries "enough!" ?

(BRENDA sounds a bit like a John Waters movie, hasn't he already made that one?).

-http://www.dreamlandnews.com/
 

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Rubic's Cube and Brenda, Marry Me, were made-up, as I'm sure you knew. :D But not for long I bet!
 

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Just had a few more!

MURDER BY BETAMAX: A teenage whizz kid tech expert discovers he can return back in time through videotape. He tried VHS, but then discovers Betamax, where the force field isnn't so strong. So he goes back to 1983 to prevent the guy writing the first script for Neighbours.

Stimulating stuff, rent it now, or download it for $14! :)
 

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Can we have our meds now - before our bed-bath, because I'd like to watch ITV2.

I'm sure some of us can remember that camera crew that came here some months ago (no? well they did, I am told).

Anyway, there is a documentary on tonight about us. So, meds, bed-bath or bed-bath, meds?

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TEN COMMANDMENTS = Mountaneer returns from the peak with loads of tablets for what ails you.

BLAIR WITCH PROJECT = bunch of students run around the woods with torches scaring the hell out of each other.

SPARTACUS = Group of guys with severe identity disorder syndrome all want to be the same man at once.
 

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MR AND MRS: Early 1970s' parlour game show for the elderly, kids bunking off school and job shirkers - - hosted by an unvuncular man called Derek Batey, who, casting one's mind back now, looked a bit of a perv.

THE HERB GARDEN: Kiddies show centred on a garden full of characters named after herbs.

HECTOR'S HOUSE: Badly puppeteered late 1960s' German kids show (dubbed in various languages, including English), where the strings were clearly evident.

THE KIDS FROM 47A: Mid 1970s' teatime progamme about a group of "kids" who are fostered by a podgy woman, and basically act very good most of the time.

SOLDIER AND ME: Long forgotten 1974 children's drama programme shown on Sundays; there were six episodes but SATURLIGHT missed the last one because of the coal strike, and the electric was turned off when the show was on. He's never seen how it ended.

:D
 
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