Zorba
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> TWO NUNS
>
> There were two nuns... One of them was known as Sister Mathematical
> (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
>
> It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
>
> SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past
> thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
>
> SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
>
> SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most!
> What can we do?
>
> SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
>
> SM: It's not working.
>
> SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He
> started to walk faster, too.
>
> SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
>
> SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
> I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
>
> So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
>
>
>
> Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what
> has happened to Sister Logical.
>
> Then Sister Logical arrives.
>
> SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
> Tell me what happened!
>
> SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both,
> so he followed me.
>
> SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
>
> SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I
> could and he started to run as fast as he could.
>
> SM: And?
>
> SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
>
> SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
>
> SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
>
>
> SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
>
> SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
>
>
>
> SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
>
> SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster
> than man with his pants down!
>
>
> And for those of you who thought it would be dirty...
>
> I'll pray for you!
>
({})
>
> There were two nuns... One of them was known as Sister Mathematical
> (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
>
> It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
>
> SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past
> thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
>
> SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
>
> SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most!
> What can we do?
>
> SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
>
> SM: It's not working.
>
> SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He
> started to walk faster, too.
>
> SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
>
> SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
> I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
>
> So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
>
>
>
> Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what
> has happened to Sister Logical.
>
> Then Sister Logical arrives.
>
> SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
> Tell me what happened!
>
> SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both,
> so he followed me.
>
> SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
>
> SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I
> could and he started to run as fast as he could.
>
> SM: And?
>
> SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
>
> SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
>
> SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
>
>
> SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
>
> SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
>
>
>
> SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
>
> SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster
> than man with his pants down!
>
>
> And for those of you who thought it would be dirty...
>
> I'll pray for you!
>
({})
