What have you asked Santa to bring?

waverider

Salty Tech Monster Bod
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Protek 9750 HD IP, Spiderbox 9000HD. Cryptik Digital H-H Mount with1.2m Oval Dish and a box in the garage consisting of 2 obsolete STBs, various Cards and a couple of cams!
My Location
South East England
#1
Well just finished my list......Hope I'm not to late!...

1> A multi decryption cam that doesn't need files and unlocks ALL CHANNELS!

2> A Ferrari Testarossa.

3> A never ending bottle of scotch.

4> A Jordan mattress so I can punch, kick and jump all over it

5> A50ft Yacht ( anything over 500k will do!)

6> A time share that has has twelve months in the Caribean

7> A 5ft widescreen telly that changes channels by telepathy tuned to my brain only and not the wives when she wants to watch soaps!

8> A credit card that gives never ending free credit and never sends statements.

9> 2000 trillion air miles tickets

10> Chelsea football club

11> Rare collection of all the best superbikes manufactured

I think that just about covers everything.......:D
 

gameboy

Ding Dang Doo
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DreamBox 7000s - Nokia Freeview - Several GameBoys - DS Lite - ZX81 - SNES - N64 - Saturn - Dreamcast - PlayStation - PS2 - Gamecube - PSP - iPod - iPhone - XBox - PS3 - Wii - iPad - No Life!
My Location
Scotland
#2
waverider said:
7> A 5ft widescreen telly that changes channels by telepathy tuned to my brain
No 7 is dangerous with Satellite TV!

Would it be 24 hours of football you were thinking about or something else?
 

Analoguesat

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Scottish Borders
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TM 5402HD
Skybox F3
Sky+ UK.
My Location
Scottish Borders
#3
I just want a quiet Christmas where no-one is asking to try and patch up ailing elderly computers and the relatives stay safey 300 miles away

And

our new broadband connection to be up and running....

A few cans of Banks's Mild would be nice :D
 

Lancelot

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125cm Gibbi with Channelmaster feedhorn and Inverto C120 twin.
36v H to H 62E - 61.5W
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#4
A Gallon of Sebor Absinthe :D

And a 2mtr Luneberg Lens.
 

Jaffer

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Samsung A300W with component output
Hotbird & Astra2
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South East England
#5
Hi Wavefinder, No.8 is possible if you are a banker. You can program your computer not to send a statement. However dont forget to allocate 2 cards for me m8.
 

Jaffer

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Samsung A300W with component output
Hotbird & Astra2
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#6
I would ask Santa for a receiver that has no card or cam slot but decrypt everything including S*y-deegeetal.
 
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