Wheels of life

[allend66]

reddevil - Are you sure that's the bottom-of-the-range model? I didn't think that one had a rear-view mirror on the handle bars..

 

[BGonaSTICK]

Are we all out of poopmobile jokes now?!?!

Good.

Reminds me of my old Ford Crapri!

 

[allend66]

not the Ford (anal) Probe?!

 

[Jeff_19341]

You chaps crease me up. I'm going to stick all of your replies up on the wall.
Thanks

 

[allend66]

Jumbuck : only crease you up?? - don't we crack you up with our potty sense of humour?

 

[Jeff_19341]

I didn't want to be too obvious({})

 

[allend66]

D-Oh! That was almost cheeky of me to correct you... a-pile-ogies.

 

[paul099]

It can be used to loot the DIY store.

I won't mind to see the wind blowing through her hair , going down the street on that.

 

[Zorba]

My turn
I noticed there are no BUMpers.
What make is it?
Is it a mitsubiSHIT,or a toyota LAV4,or a BMW.C. ?

 

[allend66]

a toilet-rolls royce?

 

[Jeff_19341]

B*gg*r, I've been informed that the manufacturer will only supply to people living in FLUSHing, Cornwall.

 

[Zorba]

Update.
Also available in BOGnor regis.

 

[Zorba]

Oh,and also in liverpoo

 

[allend66]

becareful zorba, that information is privy.

 

[paul099]

It will be good to transport dogs, i.e. Cockapoo , Shih Tzu , or a Poo dl

 

[BGonaSTICK]

I hear that the close-coupled model will do 240 sheets per hour if you really push it hard. Also heard that for the Government now requires all emmisions to be recorded in the log book for methane powered vehicles. Never had mine out of turd gear, as I get concisterntly bad splashback.
Drives well in the U-bends, but doesn't handle the dirt so well.

 

[allend66]

Newsflash:

Because of this little treasure's cult apPEal, an american model has been released.

Pictured here, it is currently on sale in Loos Angeles, and Las VegASS.

 

[allend66]

*Product Reek-all!!

Warning: it has been reported the battery assid is prone to leek and damage the steering column.

 

[Zorba]

They are making a version for the white van man......the ford transhit.