Young Danny



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Young Danny moved to Kent and bought a Donkey from a farmer for £100.

The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, “Sorry Danny, but I have some bad news, the donkey
died.” :eek:

Danny replied, “Well, then just give me my money back."
The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already."

Danny said, “Ok, then. Just bring me the dead donkey.” :confused

The farmer asked, “What are you going do with him?”

Danny said, “I’m going to raffle him off.” :eek:

The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead donkey!
Danny said, “Sure I can. Watch me ... I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.”

A month later, the farmer met up with Danny and asked, “What happened
with that dead donkey?”

Danny said, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two quid a piece and made a profit of £898.”

The farmer said, “Didn’t anyone complain?”

Danny said, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two quid back.”:-rofl2:-rofl2