CHRISTMAS FAIRY
I am a little fairy
Oan tap o' the Christmas Tree
It's no' a job I fancy
Well how would you like tae be me
Awe tarted up wi' tinsel
It's enough to mak ye boak
An a couple o' jaggy branches
Rammed up the back o' your frock
An' these wee lights a'roon me
I canna get my sleep
An'...
Be Honest How Many Did You Get Right ?HONESTLY ?
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Don't give yourself time to think......just do it
For Dementia
B elow are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them...
Be Honest How Many Did You Get Right ?HONESTLY ?
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Don't give yourself time to think......just do it
For Dementia
B elow are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them...
Do any other Freesat Channels apart from BBC ones, have Digital Text on their channels ? I mean access by the freesat satellite remote control Text button on Humax, Grundig, Goodmans,etc.Humping
TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4.. I used to have a handle on...
London Times Obituary of the late Mr. Common Sense
Interesting and sadly rather true.
'Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who
has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was,
since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red...
I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN and proud of it -
I'm the life of the party...even when it lasts until 8 p.m.
I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going.
I'm good on a trip for at least an hour without my aspirin and antacid.
I'm the first one to find the bathroom wherever...
Hillbilly Birth
Deep in the back woods of Letcher County Kentucky a hillbilly's wife went into labour in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here. You hold this...
EAR INFECTION
They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there and you have to
answer in front of others what's wrong. Sometimes it is embarrassing.
There's nothing worse than a receptionist who insists you tell her what
is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know...
The Spoon
A lesson on how consultants can make a difference in an organization.
Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant, "Steve's Place," and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket.
It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our...
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A tour bus driver is driving a bus full
of OAP's on holiday when a little old
lady taps him on the shoulder. She
offers him...
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