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A must for pet lovers.... We can learn a lot of them (PP needed) :-looky

Math in the USA 1950-2006 Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register...

It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre the fighter pilot and says, ''Pierre, kiss me!!'' Our hero grabs a bottle of merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. ''What are you doing, Pierre?'' says the startled Marie. ''I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red...

Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool. When they were changing into their swim trunks, one turned to the other and said: "Did you notice the small dongs on the rich kids?" The other answered: "Yeah! It's probably because they have toys to play with!":-rofl2

Tarzan has met Jane and they are enjoying a little time getting to know one another better. Jane begins to wonder what sexual experiences Tarzan has had before, so she begins to carfully ask some personal questions. "Tarzan not know what s_x is" he says with a puzzled expression. So Jane...

An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had s_x together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you. "Yes," she...

Very good m8 THX 4 sharing

Lol m8, very funny and true too

:-laugh A good one and true too

Here are some pictures of my setup.