Recent content by munkey

Thanks boys, smut-tastic! What are the 7 channels you mentioned CH.

My mate has a motorised dish and a humax 5100. He guesses he can get between 5E and 30W. He would like to get some adult channels. I'm gonna lend him my freecam and funcard temporarily, but he's going to get his own if the grot is any good :) What grot can I help him decode with this set up...

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I remember seeing “Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.” - on a turkish airline though. O-Ha American microwaves (and most of the ones sold here) now contain the warning "Do not put live animals in the microwave". A appliance company was sued after a woman put her cat in one to "dry it from...

Some people need to Roger More and Mona Lisa.

Oh great! Were all gonna use Microsoft eToilets in the future. Imagine if the Pavlovs-dog effect takes hold. You'd get to your desk at work, sit down, look at your screen to check your emails, then promptly shit yourself.

Good to know he put the collection tray money to good use :D

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Four digit bill!!! :eek:

Many of the greatest philosophical minds throughout history have lost sleep over this one, CH.

Attila the Stockbroker is a poet who wrote this... http://www.small-axe.com/attila/rupert_murdoch.mp3 (2.57Mb) Its called "The Bible According to Rupert Murdoch". I saw him live and he was great!

Once while watching a particularly good episode of Father Ted, Doogle turned to Father Ted and said "If there is a God, why does he make bad things happen?". Father Ted turned to Doogle and told him to go to sleep. I have been an atheist ever since. Can anyone save me from eternal damnation by...

F*** it. I'll try anything once.

Cheers Rolf. I might save for a positioner, I didn't realise you could get a motorised system up and running on the so cheap.

I live in the middle of the uk, and currently have a big dish facing Hotbird 13e. Someone has given me one of the little oval sky dishes, and I would like to use it to get more channles. I am interested in getting films in english, so that me and my girlfriend can have cheap nights in. I would...