Recent content by raggytash

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    What do u get ur old man for Xmas?

    Save yourself the time and effort and put the money in the card, he can use it on something he wants, otherwise socks n slippers its the easy option.
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    Champions League Draw

    IMO arsenal seem to have got the easiest group, still would like to see all english teams through to the next round though.
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    Premiership

    Who will surviveId like to see the baggies hang on in there and i think they have the easiest game out of the religation battlers
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    Liverpool v Chelsea

    enjoyed the game, carrigher was outstanding, well done liverpool and good luck for the final
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    Mourinho for England? Could it, Should it, Will it happen?

    IMO josse wont take the england job, i think if he gets a bad season he will be off to portugal.
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    A man is watching the football

    A man is watching the football on TV when his wife turns to him and says: "Honey can you fix the light in the hallway it keeps flickering" "Fix the light, now, do I look as though I have London Electricity written across my forehead? I don't think so" the husband replies. "Well could you fix...
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    A young woman

    A young woman who had been married for several years was growing more and more frustrated at her husband's lack of interest in s_x. She wondered about ways to add some pizzazz to their sexual relationship, and finally decided to purchase some crotchless underwear she had seen in a novelty shop...
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    Will Fergie survive until next season?

    IMO hes had a good innings as a manager and i think its time he spat his chewy out and enjoys his retirement.
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    A man goes into hospital

    A man goes into hospital for a vasectomy. When he wakes up he's surrounded by several anxious looking doctors and asks nervously "Is there a problem?" The head surgeon says gently, with tears in his eyes "I'm afraid so...I'm sorry but your notes got mixed up and we've given you a s_x change...
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    Sky Digital, What is your opinion?

    Total waste of money imo
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    nymphomaniac wife

    Bob took his nymphomaniac wife to the doctor for treatment. "This Is one hot potato of a lady, Doctor," he said. "Maybe you can do something for her? She goes for any man, and I get very jealous." "We'll see," the doctor said. He directed the missus into his examining room, closed the door...
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    A cat died and went to Heaven.

    A cat died and went to Heaven. God met the animal at the Pearly Gates and said, "You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking." The cat thought for a moment and then said, "All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard, wooden floors... I would like a...
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    What a Gem!

    God bless her and all who sail in her looking by the picture you'll need it.
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    A guy walked into the doctor's office

    A guy walked into the doctor's office for an appointment. "Would you like to tell me your problem?" the pretty receptionist asked. "I'll need the information for the doctor." "It's rather embarrassing," the guy stammered. "You see, I have a very large and almost constant erection." "Well, the...
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    well-moulded secretary

    When the well-moulded secretary entered her boss' office one morning, he looked out the window and announced idly, "It's certainly going to be a beautiful day." "I don't think so," replied the secretary. "The weather forecast is for snow." "It's not going to snow," contradicted the exec. "I'll...
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