Recent content by the hooded claw

Ok topper it's Deffo Hotbird.......(against my better judgement I have phoned the "gentleman" that lived here (With my wife!!!) whilst I was away in a "desert" type country............... He was only too happy to help (mind you that was after I threatened to shuv a sharp object up a certain...

Hi Ya topper, yeah They look like things i can "See" in the EPG menu ( i found a Russian one last night) well I think it was some dude in a full army dress uniform singin his Go-nads off....But I digress............ No it aint motorised it just Screwed there...(Bit like ME really!!!) Oh! & I...

firstly I hope this is in the right place, if it aint Please feel free to move it to its rightful position......... Ok, i've just moved house (Sortof!!) & I appear to have aquired a Sat System I know NOTHING (& I mean NOTHING!!) about... Please help me.....Heres what I THINK I have.... Humax...