It's tough getting old

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An old man was sitting on a train across from a blonde wearing a tiny
mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he was unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs to his delight, he realised she was going commando (no underwear).

She saw him staring and inquired, "Are you looking at my vagina?"
"Yes, I'm sorry," he replied.
"It's quite all right," she replied, "It's very talented, watch this,
I'll make it blow a kiss to you, and with a little twitch of her
hips, sure enough, the vagina blew him a kiss."
The old man was completely astounded and inquired what else it could do.
"I can also make it wink," she replied.
The old man stared in amazement as the vagina winked at him.
"Come and sit next to me," she said, patting the seat.
He moved over and she asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?"
Stunned, he asked, "You're kiddin' me, you mean you can really make it whistle, too?"


It's tough getting old .....
 
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Bottle of Coke and a table tennis ball, and they could play ping-pong :-rofl2
 
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This takes me back to the late sixties. True story.
I was on a London tube when two gorgeous girls in their twenties with mini skirts sat opposite me with crossed legs. Then sat straight and I could see they had no underwear.
So I did what any gentleman in my situation would do. I dropped a pencil to the floor and as I bent to pick it up, I was able to take a closer look.
Luckily I had my long raincoat on and they started to giggle as they knew I was in pain.
They left the next station and from that day on I rode only the tube.
 
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Earlier, there was no concept of tights/cycling shorts.
Women wearing skirts, had no other options other than wearing underwear.
Even in classic tennis matches, we see them wearing their undies on the tennis courts.

With the advent of these useless tights/ shorts, the whole thrill game has died down. Sometimes, modernization is for the worst. :-buttkick
 
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Who remembers the early years of Top of the Pops?

Girls in short skirts bopping on a raised floor and lots of interesting camera angles.
 
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Lazarus said:
Who remembers the early years of Top of the Pops?

Girls in short skirts bopping on a raised floor and lots of interesting camera angles.
Click to expand...
pls post links... unable to find on youtube, gives some some music videos links.

I remember, Benny Hill show. :rolleyes:
 
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Everybody remembers the Benny Hill Show.

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