- Joined
- Nov 18, 2004
- Messages
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- Age
- 69
- My Satellite Setup
- Has gone to a good home elsewhere
- My Location
- Blackburn, Lancashire
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the tee shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You've got to make love to me this very moment!"My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.Afterwards she said, “Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, “What was that all about?"
She explained,
She explained,
The egg timer's broken