The Glorious Leader is telling porkies

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Brilliant - bring North Korean TV back to Europe :D


North Korea’s state controlled media is brazenly telling the country’s football fans that the national team have reached the World Cup final in Brazil…

We’ve known for a long time now that supreme leader Kim Jong-un controls the flow of information to his people, with the television channels only reporting positive stuff about the country.



Full story:

http://metro.co.uk/2014/07/12/north...its-team-has-reached-world-cup-final-4796033/
 

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Well I hope they make the Players get nice Haircuts before the Match.
 

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Check out results they´re showing:-rofl2 And as you all knows, there aren´t North Korea at all, though they telling that to their citizens. KCTV 78.5E.
 

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Think the reporter of this article has joined the klan.

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Unbelievable :-rofl2

I suppose North Korean Sportsmen won Wimbledon,The British Grand Prix & are way out in front of the Tour de France :-rofl2
 

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Check out results they´re showing:-rofl2 And as you all knows, there aren´t North Korea at all, though they telling that to their citizens. KCTV 78.5E.
Is that Bob Holness on his left (from 1980's show "Blockbusters"!)
 

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I think he's got his head so far up his rear that his head is popping out of his mouth and going back up his rear... :-rofl2

Just imagine the revolution if the people figured out that they're being taken for mugs, could be interesting to see unfold...:D
 

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Well I guess the 'Dear Leader' is making sure his people are living his 'Dreams, Hallucinations, or Ravings'. Way to go Kim!
 

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So ...did N korea just beat Germany 1 Nil ..
I suspect they did...if Kim has his way..
 

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How can they get away with spreading stories like that? The national team must be pooping it now, I wonder if they "disappear" after their celebration parade (paid off or otherwise) to keep their silence


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I thought it was an obvious spoof, many people living on the borders of North Korea have access to the internet so this would soon be shown as a lie.
 

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