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Getting the picture
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- My Satellite Setup
- 5 W, 9-13-19-28 E
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- Bergen, Norway \ Alpes Maritimes, France
With 2B and 2E almost equidistant from 28.2E I thought I'd post this graphical representation of SES's space snooker over Africa...
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While we wait:
Breaking News from Disassociated Press:
The real story behind all the satellite movements.
Congo and other countries in the region have claimed ownership of space above their countries, and demand a yearly indemnisation for any use of their territorial sky.
The initial yearly fees for rental of space is set to usd 1.000.000.000 pr satellite, but offered with a promotional one month for free if one opts for the prepaid 20 year contract.
The CSRA (Congolese Space Research Administration) has secretly build rockets that will be able to enforce all applicable laws. Any satellites not in compliance with the rules will be shot down, alternatively confiscated and the parts turned into cooking utensils.
Delegations from SES, BBC and other agencies traveled to the country to engage in negotiations, but upon arrival they were immediately abducted and taken hostage by a revolutionary group (who also claims ownership of the sky) and are currently held at gunpoint at an unknown jungle location.
Subsequently, we regret to announce the untimely deaths of all the members of another party of negotiators who were traveling to secure the release of the previous negotiators. While on a domestic flight aboard a locally renovated and serviced DC3 the plane very unexpectedly caught fire mid-flight, and all 78 passengers and, sadly, 23 goats, died. The investigators at the scene have yet to determine how an accident could possibly happen to such a new airplane, having been in daily service for only 49 years.
As a result of this dramatic situation, all satellites over Africa will be moved to new positions over the Atlantic, all services and transmissions will soon cease until further notice.
Update: The Belgian government is sending troops to resolve the situation.