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<blockquote data-quote="dig deep" data-source="post: 156188" data-attributes="member: 196054"><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big Grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /> ;) <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite6" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":cool:" /> <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite14" alt=":-doh" title="DOH! :-doh" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":-doh" />! </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">4. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">5. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse? </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">6. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">7. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">8. Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">9. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">10. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">11. He's not dead. He's electroencephalographically challenged. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">12. She's always late. In fact, her ancestors arrived on the "June flower." </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">13. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">14. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">15. Honk if you love peace and quiet. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">16. Pardon my driving, I'm reloading. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">17. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular? </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">18. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">19. It is hard to understand how a cemetery can raise it's burial costs and blame it on the higher cost of living. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">20. Just remember . . . if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">21. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">22. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">23. You can't have everything. Where would you put it?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">24. Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world population.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">25. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">26. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">27. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">28. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">29. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">30. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">31. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">32. Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">33. I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">34. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">35. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">36. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="dig deep, post: 156188, member: 196054"] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080]:D ;) :cool: :-DOH! [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080]1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. 4. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 5. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse? 6. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. 7. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty. 8. Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it. 9. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 10. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. 11. He's not dead. He's electroencephalographically challenged. 12. She's always late. In fact, her ancestors arrived on the "June flower." 13. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. 14. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. 15. Honk if you love peace and quiet. 16. Pardon my driving, I'm reloading. 17. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular? 18. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 19. It is hard to understand how a cemetery can raise it's burial costs and blame it on the higher cost of living. 20. Just remember . . . if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. 21. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. 22. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them. 23. You can't have everything. Where would you put it? 24. Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world population. 25. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 26. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first. 27. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. 28. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries. 29. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture. 30. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 31. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats. 32. Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens. 33. I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few. 34. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. 35. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. 36. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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