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<blockquote data-quote="Zorba" data-source="post: 176699" data-attributes="member: 176203"><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been together for over a year, and so we decided to get married. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">There was only one thing bothering me...it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">One day "little sister" called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up."</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">I was stunned and frozen in shock, as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood here for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door, I opened the door, and headed straight toward my car.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.... we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">And the moral of this story is . . .</span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Always keep your condoms in your car.</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Zorba, post: 176699, member: 176203"] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman]I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been together for over a year, and so we decided to get married. [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman]There was only one thing bothering me...it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman]One day "little sister" called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up."[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman]I was stunned and frozen in shock, as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood here for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door, I opened the door, and headed straight toward my car.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman]Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.... we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman]And the moral of this story is . . .[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman]Always keep your condoms in your car.[/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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