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A priest and a rabbi
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<blockquote data-quote="Seemum" data-source="post: 511797" data-attributes="member: 288030"><p>Two old friends from the same neighborhood in New York, one became a priest and the other a rabbi. They had not seen each other for a long time. But one day as the priest was working the confessional duty, unknown to him, the rabbi came into the confessional room.</p><p></p><p>The priest sensing that someone came into the confessional room, said "Don't be scared my child, speak your heart, for you are in the presence of the Lord".</p><p></p><p>The rabbi started: "Oh father, I am 79 years old, and I had a good life, but now I have met this wonderful woman. Father she is 23 years of age, she smells like the sweetest blossom you have ever smelled. She gives me love early in the morning, she gives me love at the middle of the day. She gives me love every evening. We have done it on the bed, in the kitchen, on the couch, we have done it in the bathroom, in the basement, up stairs, on the stairs..."</p><p></p><p>Now the priest has recognized the voice of his old buddy, and he interrupts "Shlomo, is that you?"</p><p></p><p>Yes Father Isaac, its me, your old buddy from the neighborhood.</p><p></p><p>The priest is now perplexed and ask "Aren't you a rabbi", to which the answer comes a resounding "YES!!! I am Shlomo the rabbi".</p><p></p><p>The priest is now totally taken aback and he asked "But you are Jewish, why are you confessing and telling me this?"</p><p></p><p>The rabbi again with a huge smile on his face yells "I am telling you... I AM TELLING EVERYBODY"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Seemum, post: 511797, member: 288030"] Two old friends from the same neighborhood in New York, one became a priest and the other a rabbi. They had not seen each other for a long time. But one day as the priest was working the confessional duty, unknown to him, the rabbi came into the confessional room. The priest sensing that someone came into the confessional room, said "Don't be scared my child, speak your heart, for you are in the presence of the Lord". The rabbi started: "Oh father, I am 79 years old, and I had a good life, but now I have met this wonderful woman. Father she is 23 years of age, she smells like the sweetest blossom you have ever smelled. She gives me love early in the morning, she gives me love at the middle of the day. She gives me love every evening. We have done it on the bed, in the kitchen, on the couch, we have done it in the bathroom, in the basement, up stairs, on the stairs..." Now the priest has recognized the voice of his old buddy, and he interrupts "Shlomo, is that you?" Yes Father Isaac, its me, your old buddy from the neighborhood. The priest is now perplexed and ask "Aren't you a rabbi", to which the answer comes a resounding "YES!!! I am Shlomo the rabbi". The priest is now totally taken aback and he asked "But you are Jewish, why are you confessing and telling me this?" The rabbi again with a huge smile on his face yells "I am telling you... I AM TELLING EVERYBODY" [/QUOTE]
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