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A short love story
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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 843945" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p>A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, </p><p>found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train owing to a computer booking error. </p><p> </p><p>[ATTACH]54820[/ATTACH]</p><p> </p><p></p><p><div>Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower. </p><p> </p><p>At 1 : 00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,...........'Ma'am, </p><p>I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold' </p><p> </p><p>'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight......let's pretend that we're married' </p><p> </p><p>'Wow!.......................That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.. </p><p> </p><p>'Good,' she replied................'Get your own blanket.' </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>After a moment of complete silence, .........................he farted. </p><p> </p><p></p><p></div></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 843945, member: 186250"] A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train owing to a computer booking error. [ATTACH]54820.IPB[/ATTACH] <div>Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower. At 1 : 00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,...........'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold' 'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight......let's pretend that we're married' 'Wow!.......................That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.. 'Good,' she replied................'Get your own blanket.' After a moment of complete silence, .........................he farted. </div> [/QUOTE]
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