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<blockquote data-quote="dig deep" data-source="post: 377781" data-attributes="member: 196054"><p>can U belive that ?? <img src="https://www.satellites.co.uk/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/smile.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-shortname=":)" /> </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">A motorcycle officer stops a man for running a red light. The guy is a real jerk and comes running back to the motor officer. The violator demands to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo! So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation. The "Motorist" instantly goes on a tirade, questioning th e officer's ancestry, sexual orientation, etc., in rather explicit terms. The officer, being a professional, takes it all in stride. </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">The tirade goes on without the cop saying anything. When he gets done with writing the citation he puts an "AH" in the lower right corner of the narrative portion of the citation. He then hands it to the "Violator" for his signature. </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">The guy signs the cite angrily, tearing the paper, and when presented his copy points to the "AH" and demands to know what it stands for. The officer then removes his mirror sunglasses, gets in the middle of the guys face and says, "That's so when we go to court, I'll remember you're an Asshole!" </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">Three months later they are in court. The "Violator" has such a bad record he is about to lose his license and has hired an attorney to represent him. On the stand the officer testifies to seeing the man run the red light. Under cross examination the defense attorney asks; "Officer is this a reasonable facsimile of the citation you issued my client?" </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">The Officer responds, "Yes sir, this is the defendant's copy, his signature and mine, same number at the top." </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">Attorney: "Officer, is there any particular marking or notation on this citation you don't normally make?" </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">Officer: "Yes sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative there is an "AH , underlined." </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">Attorney: What does the AH stand for, officer? </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">Officer: "Aggressive and Hostile Sir" </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">Attorney: Aggressive and hostile" </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">Officer: "Yes Sir? </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">Attorney: "Officer ,,,, Are you sure it doesn't stand for Asshole?" </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080">Officer: "Well Sir, You know your client better than I do !"</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="dig deep, post: 377781, member: 196054"] can U belive that ?? :) [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000080]A motorcycle officer stops a man for running a red light. The guy is a real jerk and comes running back to the motor officer. The violator demands to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo! So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation. The "Motorist" instantly goes on a tirade, questioning th e officer's ancestry, sexual orientation, etc., in rather explicit terms. The officer, being a professional, takes it all in stride. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=2][COLOR=#000080][/COLOR][/SIZE] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000080]The tirade goes on without the cop saying anything. When he gets done with writing the citation he puts an "AH" in the lower right corner of the narrative portion of the citation. He then hands it to the "Violator" for his signature. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=2][COLOR=#000080][/COLOR][/SIZE] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000080]The guy signs the cite angrily, tearing the paper, and when presented his copy points to the "AH" and demands to know what it stands for. The officer then removes his mirror sunglasses, gets in the middle of the guys face and says, "That's so when we go to court, I'll remember you're an Asshole!" [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=2][COLOR=#000080][/COLOR][/SIZE] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000080]Three months later they are in court. The "Violator" has such a bad record he is about to lose his license and has hired an attorney to represent him. On the stand the officer testifies to seeing the man run the red light. Under cross examination the defense attorney asks; "Officer is this a reasonable facsimile of the citation you issued my client?" [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=2][COLOR=#000080][/COLOR][/SIZE] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000080]The Officer responds, "Yes sir, this is the defendant's copy, his signature and mine, same number at the top." [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=2][COLOR=#000080][/COLOR][/SIZE] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000080]Attorney: "Officer, is there any particular marking or notation on this citation you don't normally make?" [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=2][COLOR=#000080][/COLOR][/SIZE] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000080]Officer: "Yes sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative there is an "AH , underlined." [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=2][COLOR=#000080][/COLOR][/SIZE] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000080]Attorney: What does the AH stand for, officer? [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=2][COLOR=#000080][/COLOR][/SIZE] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000080]Officer: "Aggressive and Hostile Sir" [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=2][COLOR=#000080][/COLOR][/SIZE] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000080]Attorney: Aggressive and hostile" [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=2][COLOR=#000080][/COLOR][/SIZE] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000080]Officer: "Yes Sir? [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=2][COLOR=#000080][/COLOR][/SIZE] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000080]Attorney: "Officer ,,,, Are you sure it doesn't stand for Asshole?" [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=2][COLOR=#000080][/COLOR][/SIZE] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000080]Officer: "Well Sir, You know your client better than I do !"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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