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Ah the feminine touch
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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 384869" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">his old buddies.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop...but at the bar...you know...they</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Have frozen glasses... "</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">By saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">getting chills just holding it.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious...I won't</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">mushroom caps, and pork strips.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">"But my sweet honey...at the bar....you know there's swearing, dirty</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">words and all that..."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? .."LISTEN UP D*CKHEAD! SIT DOWN,</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">SHUT THE F*CK UP, DRINK YOUR DAMN BEER IN YOUR DAMN FROZEN MUG, AND EAT YOUR F*CKIN' HORS D'OEUVRES. BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A F*CKIN' BAR! THAT SH*IT IS OVER...GOT IT, AS*HOLE?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">..and, they lived happily ever after.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Now, isn't that a sweet story? </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 384869, member: 186250"] [FONT=Verdana]A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although[/FONT][COLOR=#00005B][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Verdana]Very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with[/FONT][COLOR=#00005B][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Verdana]his old buddies.[/FONT][COLOR=#00005B][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Verdana]So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."[/FONT][COLOR=#00005B][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Verdana]Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.[/FONT][COLOR=#00005B][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Verdana]"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer."[/FONT][COLOR=#00005B][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Verdana]The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the[/FONT][COLOR=#00005B][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Verdana]refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12[/FONT][COLOR=#00005B][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Verdana]different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.[/FONT][COLOR=#00005B][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Verdana]The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could[/FONT][COLOR=#00005B][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Verdana]Think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop...but at the bar...you know...they[/FONT][COLOR=#00005B][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Verdana]Have frozen glasses... "[/FONT][COLOR=#00005B][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Verdana]He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him[/FONT][COLOR=#00005B][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Verdana]By saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?"[/FONT][COLOR=#00005B][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Verdana]She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was[/FONT][COLOR=#00005B][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Verdana]getting chills just holding it.[/FONT][COLOR=#00005B][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Verdana]The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the[/FONT][COLOR=#00005B][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Verdana]bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious...I won't[/FONT][COLOR=#00005B][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Verdana]be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"[/FONT][COLOR=#00005B][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Verdana]"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took[/FONT][COLOR=#00005B][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Verdana]out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,[/FONT] [FONT=Verdana]mushroom caps, and pork strips.[/FONT][COLOR=#00005B][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Verdana]"But my sweet honey...at the bar....you know there's swearing, dirty[/FONT][COLOR=#00005B][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Verdana]words and all that..."[/FONT][COLOR=#00005B][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Verdana]"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? .."LISTEN UP D*CKHEAD! SIT DOWN,[/FONT][COLOR=#00005B][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Verdana]SHUT THE F*CK UP, DRINK YOUR DAMN BEER IN YOUR DAMN FROZEN MUG, AND EAT YOUR F*CKIN' HORS D'OEUVRES. BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A F*CKIN' BAR! THAT SH*IT IS OVER...GOT IT, AS*HOLE?"[/FONT][COLOR=#00005B][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Verdana]..and, they lived happily ever after.[/FONT][COLOR=#00005B][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Verdana]Now, isn't that a sweet story? [/FONT][COLOR=#00005B][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Verdana] [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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