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<blockquote data-quote="jeallen01" data-source="post: 1050916" data-attributes="member: 176704"><p>TOO GOOD NOT TO SHARE</p><p>Teacher Arrested At London Heathrow Airport - held in isolation.</p><p></p><p>A secondary school teacher was arrested yesterday at London's Heathrow International airport as he attempted to board an international flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a pair of compasses, a slide-rule and a calculator.</p><p></p><p>At a press conference, a UK Border Control spokesman said he believes the man is a member of the notorious extremist Al-Gebra movement.</p><p>He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the Police with carrying weapons of maths instruction.</p><p></p><p>'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Spokesman said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in</p><p>search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns;" but we have determined</p><p>that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philosopher</p><p>Isosceles used to say, "There are three sides to every triangle.”</p><p></p><p>I<strong>n Washington, when asked to comment on the arrest, President Trump said, "If God had wanted us to</strong></p><p><strong>have better weapons of maths instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes." </strong></p><p></p><p><strong>White House Officials told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President.</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jeallen01, post: 1050916, member: 176704"] TOO GOOD NOT TO SHARE Teacher Arrested At London Heathrow Airport - held in isolation. A secondary school teacher was arrested yesterday at London's Heathrow International airport as he attempted to board an international flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a pair of compasses, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a press conference, a UK Border Control spokesman said he believes the man is a member of the notorious extremist Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the Police with carrying weapons of maths instruction. 'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Spokesman said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns;" but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are three sides to every triangle.” I[B]n Washington, when asked to comment on the arrest, President Trump said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of maths instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes." [/B] [B]White House Officials told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President.[/B] [/QUOTE]
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