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Wavey's Jokes Corner (May contain nuts)
Amusing one-liners from Edinburgh Fringe 2019
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<blockquote data-quote="Llew" data-source="post: 1075692" data-attributes="member: 175007"><p>"I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower' - I think I might have florets" - Olef Falafel</p><p></p><p> "Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they're happy" - Richard Stott</p><p></p><p> "What's driving Brexit? From here it looks like it's probably the Duke of Edinburgh" - Milton Jones</p><p></p><p> "A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, 'Yes, of course. - That's 20 cows'" - Jake Lambert</p><p></p><p> "A thesaurus is great. There's no other word for it" - Ross Smith</p><p></p><p> "Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It's the reason I get up in the morning" - Ross Smith</p><p></p><p> "I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course; I'm really struggling to get out of it" - Adele Cliff</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Llew, post: 1075692, member: 175007"] "I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower' - I think I might have florets" - Olef Falafel "Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they're happy" - Richard Stott "What's driving Brexit? From here it looks like it's probably the Duke of Edinburgh" - Milton Jones "A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, 'Yes, of course. - That's 20 cows'" - Jake Lambert "A thesaurus is great. There's no other word for it" - Ross Smith "Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It's the reason I get up in the morning" - Ross Smith "I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course; I'm really struggling to get out of it" - Adele Cliff [/QUOTE]
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