hoggy
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A man walks into Ann Summers to purchase some lingerie for his wife.
He is shown several flimsy numbers ranging from £50 to £150 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price. He opts for the sheerest item, pays the £150 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks ‘I have an idea. This is so see-through that it might as well be nothing. I won’t put it on - do the modeling naked - return it tomorrow and get a £150 refund and keep the money for myself’. So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose.
The husband says ‘Good God sorry, it wasn’t that creased in the shop’.
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,His funeral is this Thursday.
He is shown several flimsy numbers ranging from £50 to £150 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price. He opts for the sheerest item, pays the £150 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks ‘I have an idea. This is so see-through that it might as well be nothing. I won’t put it on - do the modeling naked - return it tomorrow and get a £150 refund and keep the money for myself’. So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose.
The husband says ‘Good God sorry, it wasn’t that creased in the shop’.
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,His funeral is this Thursday.