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A guy sticks his head into a barbershop and asks, 'How long before I can get a haircut?' The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says,'About 2 hours.' The guy leaves.
A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, 'How long before I can get a haircut?' The barber looks around at the shop and says, 'About 3 hours.' The guy leaves.
A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, 'How long before I can get a haircut?' The barber looks around the shop and says, 'About an hour and a half.' The guy leaves.
The barber turns to his friend and says, 'Hey, Bob, do me a favour, follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back.'
A little while later, Bob returns to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asks, 'So, where does he go when he leaves?'
Bob looks up and says, 'Your house!'
A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, 'How long before I can get a haircut?' The barber looks around at the shop and says, 'About 3 hours.' The guy leaves.
A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, 'How long before I can get a haircut?' The barber looks around the shop and says, 'About an hour and a half.' The guy leaves.
The barber turns to his friend and says, 'Hey, Bob, do me a favour, follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back.'
A little while later, Bob returns to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asks, 'So, where does he go when he leaves?'
Bob looks up and says, 'Your house!'