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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 888262" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p><span style="font-size: 22px">Edinburgh man Wullie McTavish is on his deathbed, knows the end is</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">near, is with the nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">"So", he says to them: "Bernie, I want you to take the Braid Hills houses."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">"Sybil, take the flats over in Morningside and Bruntsfield."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">"Tam, I want you to take the offices in Charlotte Square."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings in the</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">New Town."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Wullie slips away,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">she says, "Mrs. McTavish, your husband must have been such a hard</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">working man to have accumulated all this property".</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">Sarah replies, [spoiler]Property? ... the bugger has a paper round![/spoiler]</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">--</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 888262, member: 186250"] [SIZE=6]Edinburgh man Wullie McTavish is on his deathbed, knows the end is near, is with the nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons. "So", he says to them: "Bernie, I want you to take the Braid Hills houses." "Sybil, take the flats over in Morningside and Bruntsfield." "Tam, I want you to take the offices in Charlotte Square." "Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings in the New Town." The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Wullie slips away, she says, "Mrs. McTavish, your husband must have been such a hard working man to have accumulated all this property". Sarah replies, [spoiler]Property? ... the bugger has a paper round![/spoiler] -- [/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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