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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 1061739" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p><strong>You think you have lived to be 80 plus and know who you are,</strong></p><p><strong>then along comes someone and blows it all to hell! </strong></p><p><strong><strong>An old marine pilot sat down at the Starbucks,</strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>still wearing his old USMC flight jacket</strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>and ordered a cup of coffee. </strong></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><strong>As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.</strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>She turned to the pilot and asked,</strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>Are you a real pilot?</strong></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><strong>He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes,</strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a</strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the</strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've</strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>taught more than 260 people to fly and given</strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot,</strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>and you, what are you? </strong></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><strong>She said, 'I'm a l e s b i a n. I spend my whole day</strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>thinking about naked women. As soon as I get</strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>up in the morning, I think about naked women.</strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>When I shower, I think about naked women.</strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>When I watch TV, I think about naked</strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>women. It seems everything makes me</strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>think of naked women.' </strong></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><strong>The two sat sipping in silence. </strong></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><strong>A little while later, a young man sat down on</strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>the other side of the old pilot and asked:</strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>"Are you a real pilot?" </strong></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><strong>He replied, 'I always thought I was but I just found out I'm a l e s b i a n.'</strong></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 1061739, member: 186250"] [B]You think you have lived to be 80 plus and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to hell! [B]An old marine pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee. [/B][/B] [B][B]As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, Are you a real pilot?[/B][/B] [B][B]He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you? [/B][/B] [B][B]She said, 'I'm a l e s b i a n. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.' [/B][/B] [B][B]The two sat sipping in silence. [/B][/B] [B][B]A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "Are you a real pilot?" [/B][/B] [B][B]He replied, 'I always thought I was but I just found out I'm a l e s b i a n.'[/B][/B] [/QUOTE]
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