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<blockquote data-quote="Zorba" data-source="post: 179092" data-attributes="member: 176203"><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: purple"><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'">It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: purple"><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'">time to time, and this should help get you started. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: purple"><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'">During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: purple"><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'">asked the Director what the criterion was which </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: purple"><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'">is used to define whether or not a patient should </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: purple"><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'">be institutionalized.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: purple"><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'">"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub,</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: purple"><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'">then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: purple"><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'">to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="color: purple"><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'">"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal </span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: purple"><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'">person would use the bucket because it's bigger </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: purple"><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'">than the spoon or the teacup.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: purple"><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'">"No." said the Director, "A normal person would </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: purple"><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'">pull the plug.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: purple"><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'">Do you want a bed near the window?"</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"> <img src="https://www.satellites.co.uk/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/smile.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-shortname=":)" /> </span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Zorba, post: 179092, member: 176203"] [LEFT][FONT=Lucida Handwriting][SIZE=4][COLOR=purple][COLOR=purple][FONT='Lucida Handwriting']It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Handwriting][SIZE=4][COLOR=purple][COLOR=purple][FONT='Lucida Handwriting']time to time, and this should help get you started. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/LEFT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Handwriting][SIZE=4][COLOR=purple][COLOR=purple][FONT='Lucida Handwriting']During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Handwriting][SIZE=4][COLOR=purple][COLOR=purple][FONT='Lucida Handwriting']asked the Director what the criterion was which [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Handwriting][SIZE=4][COLOR=purple][COLOR=purple][FONT='Lucida Handwriting']is used to define whether or not a patient should [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Handwriting][SIZE=4][COLOR=purple][COLOR=purple][FONT='Lucida Handwriting']be institutionalized.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Handwriting][SIZE=4][COLOR=purple][COLOR=purple][FONT='Lucida Handwriting']"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub,[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Handwriting][SIZE=4][COLOR=purple][COLOR=purple][FONT='Lucida Handwriting']then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Handwriting][SIZE=4][COLOR=purple][COLOR=purple][FONT='Lucida Handwriting']to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Handwriting][COLOR=purple][COLOR=purple][FONT='Lucida Handwriting']"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Handwriting][SIZE=4][COLOR=purple][COLOR=purple][FONT='Lucida Handwriting']person would use the bucket because it's bigger [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Handwriting][SIZE=4][COLOR=purple][COLOR=purple][FONT='Lucida Handwriting']than the spoon or the teacup.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Handwriting][SIZE=4][COLOR=purple][COLOR=purple][FONT='Lucida Handwriting']"No." said the Director, "A normal person would [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Handwriting][SIZE=4][COLOR=purple][COLOR=purple][FONT='Lucida Handwriting']pull the plug.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Handwriting][SIZE=4][COLOR=purple][COLOR=purple][FONT='Lucida Handwriting']Do you want a bed near the window?"[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black] :) [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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