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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 810134" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Liquid Paper. I woke up this morning with a huge correction.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">My girlfriend said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the 60's group The Monkees. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">I thought she was joking ........ And then I saw her face......</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">My budgie broke his leg today so I made him a little splint out of a couple of Beehive matches. His little face lit up when he tried to walk... unfortunately, I had forgotten to remove the sandpaper from the bottom of his cage.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">I got sacked last night from the Salvation Army soup kitchen, the ungrateful b******s. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">All I said was, 'Hurry up for Christ's sake ........... Some of us have got homes to go to!'</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 810134, member: 186250"] [SIZE=3]Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Liquid Paper. I woke up this morning with a huge correction.[/SIZE] [SIZE=3] My girlfriend said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the 60's group The Monkees. [/SIZE] [SIZE=3] I thought she was joking ........ And then I saw her face......[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]My budgie broke his leg today so I made him a little splint out of a couple of Beehive matches. His little face lit up when he tried to walk... unfortunately, I had forgotten to remove the sandpaper from the bottom of his cage.[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]I got sacked last night from the Salvation Army soup kitchen, the ungrateful b******s. [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]All I said was, 'Hurry up for Christ's sake ........... Some of us have got homes to go to!'[/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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