Log in
Register
Menu
Log in
Register
Home
What's new
Latest activity
Authors
Forums
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
Latest activity
Members
Current visitors
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Install the app
Install
Forums
General Topics
Members Lounge
Wavey's Jokes Corner (May contain nuts)
Arthritis
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Reply to thread
Message
<blockquote data-quote="OneAce" data-source="post: 90403" data-attributes="member: 188470"><p>A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.</p><p>He opened his newspaper and began reading.</p><p>After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked,</p><p>" Say,Father, what causes arthritis?"</p><p>"My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol and a contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with ladies of the night and lack of bath."</p><p>"Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.</p><p>The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized.</p><p>"I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"</p><p>"I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does".</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="OneAce, post: 90403, member: 188470"] A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, " Say,Father, what causes arthritis?" "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol and a contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with ladies of the night and lack of bath." "Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?" "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does". [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
Forums
General Topics
Members Lounge
Wavey's Jokes Corner (May contain nuts)
Arthritis
This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
Accept
Learn more…
Top