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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 438229" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is £280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" little Joseph told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a £280,000 mortgage & no bike.<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite13" alt=":-rofl2" title="roll on floor :-rofl2" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":-rofl2" /></span></span></span></strong></strong> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">--</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 438229, member: 186250"] [B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial]For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is £280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" little Joseph told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a £280,000 mortgage & no bike.:-rofl2[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]-- [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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