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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 870298" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p>These are classified ads which were actually placed in U.K. newspapers:</p><p></p><p>FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.</p><p>8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites!</p><p>___________________________________________</p><p></p><p>FREE PUPPIES</p><p>1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.</p><p>________________________________________________</p><p></p><p>FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.</p><p>Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.</p><p>_______________________________________________________</p><p></p><p></p><p>JOINING NUDIST COLONY!</p><p>Must sell washer and dryer £100.</p><p>_____________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p>WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .</p><p>Worn once by mistake.</p><p>Call Stephanie.</p><p>___________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p>And the WINNER is...</p><p></p><p>FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.</p><p>Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.</p><p>No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 870298, member: 186250"] These are classified ads which were actually placed in U.K. newspapers: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites! ___________________________________________ FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. ________________________________________________ FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound. _______________________________________________________ JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer £100. _____________________________________________________________ WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE . Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie. ___________________________________________________________ And the WINNER is... FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything. [/QUOTE]
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