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<blockquote data-quote="mhku" data-source="post: 103888" data-attributes="member: 190842"><p>Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a</p><p>>smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom,</p><p>>cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.</p><p>>Maude: What in the hell is that?</p><p>>Mable: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.</p><p>>Maude: Where did you get it?</p><p>>Mable: You can get them at any drugstore.</p><p>>The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and</p><p>>announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The</p><p>>pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she</p><p>>is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand</p><p>>of condom she prefers. "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a</p><p>>Camel." </p><p></p><p>The pharmacist fainted</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="mhku, post: 103888, member: 190842"] Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a >smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, >cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. >Maude: What in the hell is that? >Mable: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. >Maude: Where did you get it? >Mable: You can get them at any drugstore. >The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and >announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The >pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she >is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand >of condom she prefers. "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a >Camel." The pharmacist fainted [/QUOTE]
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